The first door in the hall leads to youth the second door leads to middle age and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first because I think grandpas in there.

The first door in the hall leads to youth the second door leads to middle age and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first because I think grandpas in there.
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The first door in the hall leads to youth the second door leads to middle age and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first because I think grandpas in there. Jarod Kintz

The first door in the hall leads to youth the second door leads to middle age and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first because I think grandpas in there.
Jarod Kintz