I make love with the accuracy of Joe Montana and from a distance of up to 100 yards. - "Jarod Kintz"

I make love with the accuracy of Joe Montana and from a distance of up to 100 yards.
Jarod Kintz

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When someone says One last thing it never is. Unless they die right after speaking. Make sure that they do. Check their pulse to be certain.
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The first door in the hall leads to youth the second door leads to middle age and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first because I think grandpas in there.
- Jarod Kintz