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Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called shortheads or baby blimps. Many whale romances begin in Baffins bay and end in Procter and Gambles factory Staten Island.
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A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with a stick. You can find out which ones these are by prodding them.
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