Id like to wade through all the people named Wade in this city and personally call all of them to congratulate them on their fabulous name.
Jarod Kintz
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I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now if only I could do the same with my shoelaces I wouldnt have to banana pudding my way to success.
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I read trash. Empty cereal boxes empty shampoo bottles the bottoms of empty Kleenex boxes and occasionally even a mystical selfhelp book.
- Jarod Kintz