I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now if only I could do the same with my shoelaces I wouldnt have to banana pudding my way to success.

I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now if only I could do the same with my shoelaces I wouldnt have to banana pudding my way to success.
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I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now if only I could do the same with my shoelaces I wouldnt have to banana pudding my way to success. Jarod Kintz

I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now if only I could do the same with my shoelaces I wouldnt have to banana pudding my way to success.
Jarod Kintz