Napoleon made war like I make lovefrom a height of about 68 centimeters. I wear platform shoes while Im on my knees
Jarod Kintz
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Today is your special day even if today might be tomorrow to an Australian. And even though youre not Australian it doesnt negate the fact that today may or may not be tomorrow.
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I want to name one of my sons For Sale. That way not only would he make an excellent politician but even after his death his children could benefit from his name through his headstone which would read For Sale 904.555.4272.
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