I want to scream sometimes because I hate when people refer to a dead person as the late so and so. Im sorry to break that bad news but that person isnt just latetheyre not even coming
Jarod Kintz
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If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk what does the second unlabeled bottle contain If you answered Whole milk then youre obviously not ready to receive a jug of my love. So Ill just pour it in someone elses coffee.
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As an extreme method of saving Id kidnap myself if I thought Id actually pay the ransom money before I committed suicide.
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