I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror.
Jarod Kintz
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You cant help who your parents are or arent. My parents arentthey dont exist and have never existed.
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If I spent ten years in prison Id probably come to value the small things in life. Things like good food a comfy bed and a toothbrush sharpened into a shank.
- Jarod Kintz