At the time of the murder I had an airtight alibi I spent the night in a Ziploc bag. - "Jarod Kintz"

At the time of the murder I had an airtight alibi I spent the night in a Ziploc bag.
Jarod Kintz

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I made myself an I Love Jennifer jacket out of my old I Love Jenn jacket. Two girls one continuous love. The I Love Jennifer is a little offcenter but then so am I. Better than being selfcentered as my clone would probably say.
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Love is the most pleasurable pain imaginable and I have experienced more painpleasure than a German twin experiencing schadenfreude at the expense of his brother.
- Jarod Kintz