A blanket could be used to cover up my shame. And if its a big enough blanket it could also be used to cover up the naked and sweaty body of my clone.
Jarod Kintz
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I want to take all the pain of humanity ball it up into a compressed black 16pound sphere add three holes in a triangular formation to it and use it to bowl a strike.
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Im sure I look memorable in my tuxedo and she looks gorgeous in her wedding gown. Ive wanted to marry her since I first met her. And being the best man doesnt make me feel better.
- Jarod Kintz