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A Kiss is a terrible name for a piece of chocolate shaped like a water droplet because kisses are hot and would melt chocolateeven if it is wearing an astronaut suit made out of tinfoil.
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If you give me a gift itd be insulting to pay you because Id be denying you the gift of giving. So my gift to you is to accept your gift thereby allowing you to enjoy the gift of giving.
- Jarod Kintz