I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache and what is more I never intend to have it.

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache and what is more I never intend to have it.
Mark Twain

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I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache and what is more I never intend to have it. Mark Twain

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache and what is more I never intend to have it.
Mark Twain