Inappropriate interview question 13 Can I call you Kitten Tits Jarod Kintz Next Quote The silence protrudes like an engorged stomach while I ponder the thought of trying to sit on my own lap. - Jarod Kintz Previous Quote If a piano fell from the sky my first reaction would be Oh my God I hope it didnt crush my bag of chips I left lying on the ground. - Jarod Kintz