When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits I always ask if that includes dental insurance.
Jarod Kintz
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The months roll by like wheels on a wheelchair. Pretty soon itll be July. Feels like just last month it was May.
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Sometimes I get depressed about my age. In March Ill be 26. If man werent measured in numbers but rather letters Id be turning Z. And then Id be dead.
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