If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love Id say Now. But youd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast.
Jarod Kintz
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I am the minister in The Ministry of Scarcity but Im not ordained because they were out of the paper they use to print the certificates on. Still the title alone carries some weight 2.2 pounds.
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I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already there hitting on another guy.
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