I am the minister in The Ministry of Scarcity but Im not ordained because they were out of the paper they use to print the certificates on. Still the title alone carries some weight 2.2 pounds.
Jarod Kintz
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A brick could be used as a time travel device. I didnt say it would work well and youd say it didnt work at all but Id reply that you probably werent using it right. A brick is so complicated that its incredibly simple.
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If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love Id say Now. But youd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast.
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