A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. - "Mitch Hedberg"

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Mitch Hedberg

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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
- Mitch Hedberg
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If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
- Mitch Hedberg