
My grandpa died yesterday. I ought to know because I shot him. So come join me in the fight against patricide by killing your fathers father.
Jarod Kintz
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The idea of adultery is like a soccer ball. Yeah you might kick it around for a while but if you actually wind up scoring you get slapped with a huge penalty.
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Leave the cage open. If you love someone give them a chance to leave. You can always lock them up again should they return to you.
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