A blanket could be considered part of performance art if youre inconsiderate and steal all the covers while were asleepand film me shivering and twitching in the night.
Jarod Kintz
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Before I die I want to change my name to Here so that my tombstone could simply read Here lies. And then people who knew me could walk by shake their head and say Aint that the truth.
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A tie is like an arrow pointing to my crotch. A tie is also like an even score.
- Jarod Kintz