When people meet me, many times they're very surprised because they expect someone who is kind of wacky with seven piercings and very hip and cool and New York City, and I'm not.
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Not crazy in a lets paint the kitchen bright red sort of way. But crazy in a gas oven toothpaste sandwich I am God sort of way. Gone were the days when she would stand on the deck lighting lemonscented candles without then having to eat the wax.p28
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I really look at my childhood as being one giant rusty tuna can that I continue to recycle in many different shapes.
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