Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten standup comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.
Jim Butcher
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How long have you been a Wiccan
A what
A pagan. A witch.
Im not a witch I said glancing out the door. Im a wizard.
Sanya frowned. What is the difference
Wizard has a Z
He looked at me blankly.
No one appreciates me. I muttered.
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