Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity. - "Terry Pratchett"

Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.
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Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.
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I hate cats.
Deaths face became a little stiffer if that were possible. The blue glow in his eye sockets flickered red for an instant.
I SEE he said. The tone suggested that death was too good for cat haters.
- Terry Pratchett