If Im happy my eyes are chestnut if Im surprised my eyes are hazelnut if Im afraid my eyes look like they just shit themselves and if Im crying my eyes get lighter and greener like an anorexic...

If Im happy my eyes are chestnut if Im surprised my eyes are hazelnut if Im afraid my eyes look like they just shit themselves and if Im crying my eyes get lighter and greener like an anorexic leprechaun.
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My grandpa passed a few days ago. But Im not sad. He was only driving 20 miles an hour so Im sure Ill catch up to him.
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If Im happy my eyes are chestnut if Im surprised my eyes are hazelnut if Im afraid my eyes look like they just shit themselves and if Im crying my eyes get lighter and greener like an anorexic leprechaun. Jarod Kintz

If Im happy my eyes are chestnut if Im surprised my eyes are hazelnut if Im afraid my eyes look like they just shit themselves and if Im crying my eyes get lighter and greener like an anorexic leprechaun.
Jarod Kintz