Every time I see my cat licking its asshole I think about my ex wife. But thats how nostalgia works right We only remember the best of the available memories.
Jarod Kintz
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Im hungry but I wont order 18 tubs of ketchup and a spoon. No Ill order it because Im thirsty and Ill ask for a straw.
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Whether youre a Democrat or a Republican I think everybody can agree that politicians are crooks. But I dont think politicians are thieves because you cant steal what youve been given. Once we stop giving in theyll stop taking.
- Jarod Kintz