I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. Paul Lynde Next Quote My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that. - Paul Lynde Previous Quote Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household. - Paul Lynde