You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. Yogi Berra Next Quote I don't mean to be funny. - Yogi Berra Previous Quote I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself? - Yogi Berra