I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - "Robert Orben"

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Robert Orben

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I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.
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