My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. Henny Youngman Next Quote I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. - Henny Youngman Previous Quote This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest. - Henny Youngman