If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams. - "Joel McHale"

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
Joel McHale

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Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.
- Joel McHale
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In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!
- Joel McHale