People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. - "Ellen DeGeneres"

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres

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Faith is part of who I am, yes. I was raised Christian Scientist. The most important thing I saw every single week on the wall at Sunday school was the Golden Rule.
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I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's called marriage. I don't care if it's called, you know, domestic partnership. I don't care what it's called.
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