Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.
Neil Simon
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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.
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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.
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