Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
Robert Orben
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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
- Robert Orben