My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg Next Quote I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down. - Mitch Hedberg Previous Quote I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all. - Mitch Hedberg