I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - "Rita Rudner"

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Rita Rudner

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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Rita Rudner