We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
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Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
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