There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo. Erma Bombeck Next Quote God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck Previous Quote I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. - Erma Bombeck