How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
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