The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. - "Dave Barry"

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
Dave Barry

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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.
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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.
- Dave Barry