I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette. - "Rodney Dangerfield"

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
Rodney Dangerfield

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Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.
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