Motherhood May Cause Drowsiness
by Tamara WoodsBook Overview
The moms of Motherhood May Cause Drowsiness are here to make you laugh, shed a tear or two, and feel connected to other moms who are going through the struggles of everyday life with children: a messy house, boredom, cabin fever, depression, guilt, anxiety, drinking, self-doubt, elation, joy, laughter, love, and happiness. And although we live in different parts of the world, in different houses (and we have different hair styles), we have one common thread: WE DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP! Welcome to our world, and yours! "Charming, smart, funny, bold, and perfectly timed, this book is worth all five stars." – Sarah Cottrell, Housewife Plus Bangor Daily News “Motherhood May Cause Drowsiness is collection of hilarious and touching stories from your favorite mom bloggers. Put this on your bedside table and read a quick story while you’re up at night breastfeeding, waiting to be called back to your preschooler’s room to hear a subpar knock, knock joke, or policing a tween slumber party.” – Susan Maccarelli, Beyond Your Blog "As a lifetime member of the sisterhood of the sleep deprived this is a must-read for every new mom! Comforting to know we're not alone." – Linda Wolff, Carpool Goddess Favorite quotes from the book: " 'God, when I said I needed sleep, I meant more than 20 minutes worth,' I grumbled. Apparently, one should not grumble at God. He has a way of getting the last laugh."--Tina Bietler, One Tired Working Mommy "Miss M went hooligan on us. It was her morning nap and she screamed like a lead soprano in the world's loudest opera."--Michelle Lewsen, They Call Me Mummy " 'What time does the clock say?' I knew the answer even before my tired husband whispered it into my ear: 3:30 a.m. It lit up our bedroom like downtown Main Street."--Crystal Ponti, Mommi Fried "I cannot rock both toddlers at once, it's physically impossible. First of all, they're made out of knees."--Lea Grover, Becoming Super Mommy "Our queen bed was big enough for two adults but not the addition of one toddler sleep gymnast."--Beth Markley, Manic Mumbling "My hair looks like I washed it in the garbage disposal but I don't care because we got to school on time."--Jean Heffernan Contributors: Adrienn Hunt, This Uncomplicated Journey Alisa Schindler, Ice Scream Mama Allison Carter, Go Dansker Mom Amanda Mushro, Questionable Choices in Parenting Amy Denby, Dear Babies Annie Swingen, Swirleytime Beth Markley, Manic Mumbling Cordelia Newlin de Rojas, Multilingual Mama Crystal Ponti, MommiFried Diane Stringam Tolley, On the Border Emily Gallo, Girl Always Interrupted Jaimee Ellis, Writer JJ Ellis Jean Heffernan Jennifer Lizza, Outsmarted Mommy Jessica Azar, Herd Management Jessica Rodefer Cavalier, Sloppy Copy Mommy Kate Hall, Can I Get Another Bottle of Whine? Kathryn Leehane, Foxy Wine Pocket Kathy Radigan, My dishwasher's possessed Kristen Mae, Abandoning Pretense Kristi Campbell, Finding Ninee Lea Grover, Becoming SuperMommy Lisa Webb, Canadian Expat Mom Lucia Paul, Dysfunctional Scrapbooking Marcia Kester Doyle, Menopausal Mother Mary Widdicks, Outmanned Melissa Swedoski, Home on Deranged Meredith Napolitano, From Meredith to Mommy Michelle Grewe, Crumpets and Bollocks Michelle Lewsen, They Call Me Mummy Michelle Matthews, Scattered Wrecks Rachel Demas, The Tao of Poop Sarah Almond, The Sadder But Wiser Girl Sara Green, MOTHERfluff Shannon Lell, Shannon Lell Stacia Ellermeier, Dried-on Milk Stephanie Sprenger, Mommy, for Real Tamara Woods, PenPaperPad Tina Bietler, One Tired Working Mommy Tracy Winslow, Momaical Tricia Stream, Stream of the Conscious
