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BIOGRAPHY I am a seventeen-year veteran in the Army. I enjoy story telling in every medium, including movies, television, books, comics, plays, video games, and jokes. I also enjoy high adrenaline activities such as whitewater rafting, skydiving, and riding roller coasters.
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