The Enchantless Tale of Lizzy Cropwell
by James SanePublish: Dec 03, 2013Series: Enchantless TalesHumor Fantasy Book Overview
The Enchantless Tale of Lizzy Cropwell
Handsome princes beware!!! A curious ‘Once Upon a Time’ tale with a difference.
In the Post-enchanted fairytale kingdom of ‘Roc’ stands the ‘Academy of Happy Ever After’ – a place where students train to become the next generation of dashing heroes and fair maidens, complete with certificates and credentials for a readymade happy ever after.
Elizabeth Marianne Cropwell, a struggling princess-to-be, is in trouble regarding her academic progress. Following a freak mishap with a tax-dodging frog, Lizzy’s graduation now depends on her both becoming a Fair Maiden and being rescued by a dashing Hero…without the academy’s safety net.
Assisted by her companions, an illegal helpline, a resourceful shrubbery and a horde of disenfranchised toads, Lizzy sets out to prove the academy wrong, live out her fantasies and bring about a happy ending her own way.
But this is easier said than done - and Lizzy’s mission risks exposing a dark and sinister secret that could destroy the concept of ‘happy endings’ forever...