The Ballad of Strum
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The Ballad of Strum

by J Christian ConnettPublish: Nov 27, 2024Series: The Ballad of StrumAction & Adventure Humor

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The Ballad of Strum I: Strings of Mischief
(Parental Advisory: Explicit Content, 18+)

Welcome to Catnip Alley, where neon lights buzz, alleyways breathe mischief, and one guitar-wielding tabby rules the scene. Meet Strum Chords: rockstar, renegade, and feline legend of the six strings. His leather jacket gleams li... ke his riffs, and his custom Stratocatter wails like no other. But when his lucky guitar pick—the key to his raw, untamed sound—disappears, Strum’s life goes off-key in the most chaotic way possible.

What begins as a simple hunt for his missing pick turns into a twisted, citywide escapade brimming with offbeat humor and unpredictable twists. Along the way, Strum encounters Mimi Harmonica, his sharp-witted, harmonica-wearing mouse sidekick; Peepers Glissando, a diva magpie who treats shiny things (and Strum's patience) as trophies; and Howlin’ Hank Blues, a wolf whose soulful tunes rival his stash of questionable wisdom.

As Strum navigates rival guitarists, smoky back-alley deals, and nip-fueled escapades that leave him questioning his nine lives, he discovers that what makes music magic isn’t just the tools—it’s the heart, the grit, and the guts to play on when everything else falls apart.

Irreverent, laugh-out-loud funny, and unapologetically wild, The Ballad of Strum hits all the right notes in a tale of resilience, redemption, and rocking out no matter how many feathers get ruffled. Packed with dark humor, adult antics, and enough catnip to fuel a small army of alley cats, this story is perfect for anyone who loves adventures as raw and edgy as a killer guitar solo.

Reader Advisory: This series is packed with adult themes, explicit language, and unapologetically bad behavior. Perfect for fans of dark humor, twisted adventures, and rock ‘n’ roll rebellion.

Get ready to laugh, cringe, and rock along - because Strum Chords is about to take you on the most chaotic, unforgettable ride of your life.
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BIOGRAPHY
J Christian Connett is a multifaceted author, musician, and creative visionary known for crafting deeply introspective narratives that explore the complexities of the human experience. With a writing style that blends raw emotion, philosophical depth, and lyrical storytelling, Christian’s works span multiple genres, ... including literary fiction, self-help, philosophical inquiry, and psychological exploration.

Christian is dedicated to producing works that inspire, challenge, and resonate with readers on a profound level. His books, including the Threads in the Quiet series, The Jekyll Chronicles, and The Liar’s Code, delve into themes of resilience, self-discovery, morality, and the intricate web of human connection. Whether through fiction or reflective prose, his writing seeks to illuminate the unspoken truths of life, loss, and transformation.

Christian’s storytelling is often influenced by his background in music and philosophy, weaving lyrical narratives with thought-provoking insights. His ability to capture both the light and dark facets of existence has earned him a dedicated readership that values authenticity and depth in storytelling.
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Book Detail
Title The Ballad of Strum
Series The Ballad of Strum
Author J Christian Connett
ASIN B0DP5Z9PPW
Publish Date 27, Nov 2024
Publisher ForVera Media LLC
Language English
Page Count 75
Cover Design ForVera Media LLC