Denis William Schulz

I was a platoon sergeant before I was a college student. It took a few years to settle down after that.
I worked as a coal-passer on Lake Michigan, went door-to-door, wrestled furniture across loading docks, dipped refrigerator shelves in acid, got a degree in History from Michigan State University and have never stopped studying. I went on the Internet, wrote thousands of articles, some for Faith-Freedom International and Islam Watch and then went to serious writing. It was then that I gave birth to Bernard Piify, the greatest private detective that has ever lived and now I bear his cross. Have pity on me and enjoy the insane adventures of Bernie and his friends and enemies.