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Shocker 3: Slippery When Wet (Shocker Trilogy) Kindle Edition
Vito “Shocker” Shocketti is on the biggest quest of his life: to rescue his son, Dirty, save Baby Jesus from the clutches of evil and try to hook up with his ex for one final fling.
Shocker 3: Slippery When Wet is a heartwarming romantic delight, sure to bring happiness and joy to your life… Nah. It’s a humorous horror story you won’t soon forget, because some of this is so crazy and repulsive it will make you laugh and cringe at the same time. Or it won’t. reactions may vary.
Armand Rosamilia and Frank J. Edler return with their leather pants, cut open shirts and cases of hair spray to continue the tale of the badass long hair from New Jersey, So gas up the IROC, crank up the tape player to 11 and throw up them horns for the last part of the story that's sure to make your ears bleed!
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateMarch 12, 2017
- File size886 KB
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- ASIN : B06XK1VN69
- Publisher : Rymfire Books
- Accessibility : Learn more
- Publication date : March 12, 2017
- Language : English
- File size : 886 KB
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 95 pages
- Page Flip : Enabled
- Book 3 of 3 : Shocker Trilogy
- Best Sellers Rank: #5,161,826 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #10,622 in Dark Humor
- #65,129 in Two-Hour Literature & Fiction Short Reads
- #96,494 in Horror (Kindle Store)
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About the authors
Armand Rosamilia is a New Jersey boy currently living in sunny Florida, where he writes when he's not sleeping. He's happily married to a woman who helps his career and is supportive, which is all he ever wanted in life...
He's written over 200 stories that are currently available, including crime thrillers, supernatural thrillers, horror, zombies, contemporary fiction, nonfiction and more. His goal is to write a good story and not worry about genre labels.
He also loves to talk in third person... because he's really that cool. Maybe.
My mother was an alien and my father was a lamp post. I was fed a steady dose of soap bars as a child as punishment for my foul mouth and incessant pranks. Little did anyone know the soap only made me stronger, faster, more agile. My brain filled with bubbles that were 99.9% pure. It was an amazing time. I left the city and moved out to the country where I heard tell there is an amazing banana bread store. I never found it, but I did find love. I loved that tuna sandwich like no other and we were married on the Fourth of July, just like Tom Cruise in that one movie about said date. It was a magical time but alas was not meant to be. I ate it. I tried to move on, writing books and sharing them with the local townsfolk. They would tell me to shut up and make sure I flushed before I left. Never once did I wash my hands like the signs demanded. So here I am, dirty handed and telling my tales. Wanna hear one?
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