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Cretin High School, located in Saint Paul, Minnesota was a Catholic, all-male, military academy that brought unique twists to the already difficult high school experience. Cretin Boys, as they were called, were subject to the oppression of both church and state as they navigated the diverse teaching styles of Christian Brothers, military instructors, and lay teachers. Cretin Boy looks at those menial first jobs, takes you dancing with a girl at that first high school formal, and peels down the street in a Corvette-on-loan with a teen at the wheel. It is a coming-of-age story with a military dress code, a coming-to-faith story while smoking in the boy’s room.
What people are saying about Cretin Boy:
“Jim Landwehr never disappoints, and Cretin Boy is no exception. This oftentimes hilarious, just as often poignant, journey captures the nostalgia of the late 1970s and mingles it with timeless examples of how every young person strives to reach adulthood. Landwehr captures what makes us human at our weakest and at our best, in a way that touches on the divine beauty of truth. A must-read for your emotional journey, Cretin Boy will leave you deeply moved, and smiling.”
--Summer Hanford, national and international Amazon best-selling author
“A B-minus GPA from an all-male Catholic Military High School named Cretin doesn’t tell the whole story. With humor and insight, Jim Landwehr shares his ups and downs of dealing with high school. Not only that, he shares how those experiences shaped him in ways even better grades couldn’t have.”
--Bill Mathis, author of Revenge is Necessary, The Rooming House Gallery, The Rooming House Diaries, and Face Your Fears.
“Military discipline and religious doctrine drilled into the cadets of Cretin High each day leads the author down the traditional path to self. At the same time, testosterone, teen angst and the hedonistic pop culture of the 1970s bombard him with endless distraction. Ironic twists of the adolescent free-fall towards adulthood abound. Looking for a slice-of-life story that nails the All-American Experience with humor, drama, pathos, tension and struggle? I recommend Cretin Boy!”
--Robert Goswitz, author of The Dragon Soldier’s Good Fortune.
Product details
- ASIN : B08N1M9N8Q
- Publisher : Burning Bulb Publishing (November 8, 2020)
- Publication date : November 8, 2020
- Language : English
- File size : 2.1 MB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 193 pages
- Page numbers source ISBN : 1948278286
- Best Sellers Rank: #2,506,478 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #820 in Biographies of Educators (Kindle Store)
- #3,090 in Educator Biographies
- #28,421 in Biographies & Memoirs (Kindle Store)
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About the author

Jim has four memoirs, At the Lake, Cretin Boy, The Portland House: A '70s Memoir, and, Dirty Shirt: A Boundary Waters Memoir. Jim also has five poetry collections, Thoughts from a Line at the DMV, Genetically Speaking, Reciting from Memory, Written Life, and On a Road. His nonfiction stories have been published in Main Street Rag, The Sun, Story News, and others. His poetry has been featured in Rosebud Magazine, Portage Magazine, Blue Heron Review, and many others. Jim was the 2018-2019 poet laureate for the Village of Wales, Wisconsin. Jim is married, has two children, and lives and works in Waukesha, Wisconsin as a Land Information Systems Supervisor. For more on his writing, visit: https://sites.google.com/view/jimlandwehr/home
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Customers enjoy the book's readability. They describe it as a great read for high school students, full of laughs and memories, and an extraordinary work.
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"...This book is a must read for any high school kid - full of laughs and allowed me to relive memories I had nearly forgotten. Thanks Jim!" Read more
"Jim nailed the high school experience... what a great book... recommended reading for anyone who went through high school in the 70’s or beyond." Read more
Customers enjoy the book's ability to evoke memories. They find it nostalgic and an enjoyable way to recall old friends, places, and events. The author's vivid storytelling helps them reminisce.
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"...does a great job taking us back to our own HS days with a fun memory trip from his own HS days. His memory is better than mine. LOL" Read more
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- Reviewed in the United States on November 29, 2020If you think men wear pants, think again. Cretin Boy is a beautifully written story that looks back on Jim Landwehr’s high school years at an all-male Catholic military academy during the 1970s. Being a baby-boomer myself, I enjoyed wandering down memory lane with the author as he traversed a series of “firsts” on his journey to adulthood. Struggling to grow through the challenges of his first clunker of a car, the shortcomings of his first job or the insecure feelings of a first date, the author looks back on each of those topics in a light-hearted manner that made me feel I was right there, along for the ride. Filled with a touch of humor and the author’s vivid memories, Cretin Boy packs a descriptive punch and is well worth the read.
- Reviewed in the United States on December 3, 2020I went to Cretin High School and academically;
**I was in the 3rd of the class that made the upper two thirds possible.
**But I graduated in just 3 terms--the Nixon, Ford and Carter terms.
**Cretin was academically tough on student athletes--before you could get your letter jacket, you had to be able to tell which letter it was...
But seriously though...The letter on the Jackets was C but this book gets an A+ Wow! What a gift this book is. It's an extraordinary work. My wife hasn't seen me laugh this hard while reading since Garrison Keillor's THE BOOK OF GUYS or John Grisham's SKIPPING CHRISTMAS. Thanks for all the memories!
Landwehr's book is so well written that it makes it so that I can almost still hear the cadence while we marched in 1979: "You had a good home and you left, your right. You had a good home and you left...oh you left...oh you left, right, left. SOUND OFF: BUY CRETIN BOY!"
I went to Cretin High School and academically;
**I was in the 3rd of the class that made the upper two thirds possible.
**But I graduated in just 3 terms--the Nixon, Ford and Carter terms.
**Cretin was academically tough on student athletes--before you could get your letter jacket, you had to be able to tell which letter it was...
But seriously though...The letter on the Jackets was C but this book gets an A+ Wow! What a gift this book is. It's an extraordinary work. My wife hasn't seen me laugh this hard while reading since Garrison Keillor's THE BOOK OF GUYS or John Grisham's SKIPPING CHRISTMAS. Thanks for all the memories!
Landwehr's book is so well written that it makes it so that I can almost still hear the cadence while we marched in 1979: "You had a good home and you left, your right. You had a good home and you left...oh you left...oh you left, right, left. SOUND OFF: BUY CRETIN BOY!"
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- Reviewed in the United States on September 6, 2021Memories from my High School years flooded back from somewhere deep in my brain – and I loved it! Jim’s latest book, “Cretin Boy” was a fun way to clear the cob webs and recall old friends, places, and events that I had not thought about in many years. His style is so accessible and easy, like talking with an old friend. I particularly liked the way he organized the recollections of his time at Cretin High School in St. Paul, Minnesota, with chapter headings like jobs, girls, teachers, cars, sports and more. I am inspired to jot down some of my memories using that same organization. I recommend you give this book a read. Paul, Class of ’76.
5.0 out of 5 starsMemories from my High School years flooded back from somewhere deep in my brain – and I loved it! Jim’s latest book, “Cretin Boy” was a fun way to clear the cob webs and recall old friends, places, and events that I had not thought about in many years. His style is so accessible and easy, like talking with an old friend. I particularly liked the way he organized the recollections of his time at Cretin High School in St. Paul, Minnesota, with chapter headings like jobs, girls, teachers, cars, sports and more. I am inspired to jot down some of my memories using that same organization. I recommend you give this book a read. Paul, Class of ’76.A great way to dust off some important memories!
Reviewed in the United States on September 6, 2021
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- Reviewed in the United States on January 15, 2021Jim Landwehr does a great job taking us back to our own HS days with a fun memory trip from his own HS days. His memory is better than mine. LOL
- Reviewed in the United States on March 3, 2021Well done Jim!
This is a funny and heart warming trip down memory lane but also a great "coming of age" story about growing up attending a Catholic military academy. This book is a must read for any high school kid - full of laughs and allowed me to relive memories I had nearly forgotten. Thanks Jim!
- Reviewed in the United States on January 11, 2024As a Class of ‘65 graduate, Jim’s descriptions and recollections ring true. What Jim’s class hadn’t yet experienced is the post retirement age camaraderie that MAY happen to his class. The Clas of ‘65 has an active group of roughly 40 classmates that regularly participate in summer golf or year round monthly lunches. Yes, we learned responsibility and discipline from both the Christian Brothers and the regular Army personnel. And the education Cretin provided to us gave us a tremendous platform for the rest of our lives.
- Reviewed in the United States on January 3, 2021This book is a great gift to give! I have 5 brothers who went to Cretin High School. Jim is an amazing writer. He weaves a web of memories that will remind you of why we love my hometown of St. Paul, Minnesota.
- Reviewed in the United States on February 23, 2021I am a Cretin grad. It very nicely took me back in time.