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The Wee Treasury of Praises of Middle Age: Meditations on Things That Will Go Wrong (The Wee Treasury Book Series) Kindle Edition
Praises of Middle Age:
Meditations on Things That Will Go Wrong
There’s excitement in the air. The moment you’ve waited for your entire life so far is finally here… You’re middle-aged! Yes, halfway to 100. But don’t believe the hype—it’s not all bran and weight gain. Other things come with the territory as well. Retirement? Younger generations who don’t know what it was like back in the day? Lactose intolerance? Don’t fret! The Wee Treasury of Praises of Middle Age: Meditations on Things That Will Go Wrong is here to help.With a heapin’ helpin’ of snark, this book is a three-pronged way to calm your nerves, find acceptance with the universe, and be at one with your middle age-ness. This book is designed to provide you with a pause between each meditation to breathe and reflect on every other page. We also know that you’re tired and would appreciate the opportunity to sit and do nothing for a moment.
This little gem of a book will help you:
FEEL the wisdom that is instantly yours once you become “middle-aged”
UNDERSTAND why you need to tell anyone who will listen what it was like back when you were their age
PONDER why sitting in your recliner always feels so right
PHILOSOPHIZE about the mysterious universe
FIND the television remote control (not guaranteed)
…and so much more!
The Wee Treasury of Praises of Middle Age: Meditations on Things That Will Go Wrong
makes a perfect gift for middle-aged people, soon-to-be-middle-aged people, former middle-aged people, and anyone who lives with or knows any of the above people.
So, get right to it and start reading this book today…before you lose your reading glasses again!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Marston Lyons is the author of Alternative Swear Options for New Parents…and For Those Who Want to Keep It Mild, and the creator of a therapeutic blog called Fortyteen Candles. Marston is proud to present this second book in their new short humor book series, The Wee Treasury. The next books in The Wee Treasury humor series are scheduled to be published in spring and summer 2022.
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateDecember 11, 2021
- File size708 KB
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Product details
- ASIN : B09NK5FR6H
- Publisher : Marston Lyons
- Accessibility : Learn more
- Publication date : December 11, 2021
- Language : English
- File size : 708 KB
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 112 pages
- ISBN-13 : 978-1737804451
- Page Flip : Enabled
- Part of series : The Wee Treasury Book Series
- Best Sellers Rank: #5,534 in Parody
- #13,277 in Love, Sex & Marriage Humor
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About the author

I have been a purveyor of humor since the third grade. Since that time I have quietly honed my humorous view of life as a serious coping skill for whatever path I walked along. Fortunately, there was plenty to laugh about along the way - most notably it was my grade school impromptu performance art of "Alien Hand Syndrome" which was inspired by "The Weekly World News" (and made my mom and sister laugh so much with many command performances requested). Despite being told by my high school science class lab partner, "You're not funny, you know," my humorous ways persisted. I later developed a laughter-through-anxiety writing method while I struggled to find a way to survive alone in New York City in a low paying entry level publishing job. From this traumatic experience, my first book was written/born: "How to Survive and Thrive in New York on $19,000 a Year (or Less) Before Taxes."
I unexpectedly became aware that I was a humor writer when I took a poetry class in New York City. As I read aloud what I thought were deep and poignant thoughts, scattered laughter sprang up from multiple sources in the classroom around me. Although crushed and hotly embarrassed, I went along with my haunting scribbles as being deliberately humorous - and then enrolled in a TV sitcom writing class instead.
My writing reawakened after having children and I found it was a quiet, relaxing and affordable outlet for me. I was thrilled when I had some humorous essays published online, and flattered when they were subsequently published in a book. I created a blog "Fortyteen Candles" about a decade ago which helped me learn how to quickly craft an essay. That blog made me proud because I learned I could connect with other people through my writing. Since then, while muddling through the inertia of the 9 to 5 grind, I have finally accepted that creativity is what makes me feel content. The writings I create are therapeutic and healing for me. I hope you can relate to my books by finding something in them that makes you feel happy as well!
Take care, Marston Lyons
www.marstonlyons.com
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- Reviewed in the United States on January 3, 2022Another entertaining book from this author!
- Reviewed in the United States on January 22, 2022I enjoyed the Wee Treasury of Praises of Middle Age by Marston Lyons. Reading it made me smile, giving me a sense I had just returned from a visit with a supportive, caring relative. This short work is a delight to read, with refreshing words of wisdom. Buy it and treat yourself to a recharge of kindness that puts life's changes in perspective. A few words go a long way.
- Reviewed in the United States on February 20, 2022A quirky book that will resonate with anyone in the midfle age and up group or could help, in ots way, those that haven't reached it but are preparing.. Easy to read..Keeps your interest up. Interested to read what else this author has written.