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The Wee Treasury of Alternative Swear Options for New Parents: ...and for Those Who Want to Keep it Mild (The Wee Treasury Book Series) Kindle Edition
Swearing is all fun and games untilyou reach the point in your life where you need to find a milder way to express your emotional exasperation. Perhaps you have become a new parent, or are starting a new job. Or maybe you are hosting an upcoming church picnic. Relax!
The Wee Treasury of Alternative Swear Options for New Parents...and for Those who Want to Keep it Mildhas you covered. Through extensive research on a limited basis, the author has not only compiled humorous alternate expressions to use where you traditionally would swear - but they show you were they are used no matter what situation you are in.
In this little gem of a book you will:
HAVE access to a treasure trove of alternative swear expressions, new and old, for you to start using immediately
SEE how to create alternative swear expressions of your own using our ingenious "Build a Swear" chapter
UNDERSTAND what emotional situations that would normally call for a swear, by way of our amazing "Emotional Swear Alternative Translator"
LEARN how a newly learned alternative swear will fit right in with your needs
And so much more!
Makes a perfect gift for new parents, expectant mothers, baby showers, college graduation or to celebrate a new job!
So get right to it today and start reading the The Wee Treasury of Alternative Swear Options for New Parents...and for Those Who Want to Keep it Mild. We "swear" you will find something in it useful and funny!
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateAugust 19, 2021
- File size534 KB
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- ASIN : B09D6M826W
- Publisher : Marston Lyons
- Accessibility : Learn more
- Publication date : August 19, 2021
- Language : English
- File size : 534 KB
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 41 pages
- ISBN-13 : 978-1737804406
- Page Flip : Enabled
- Part of series : The Wee Treasury Book Series
- Best Sellers Rank: #5,067,178 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #1,412 in Puns & Word Play Humor
- #1,453 in One-Hour Humor & Entertainment Short Reads
- #3,014 in Parenting & Family Humor
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About the author

I have been a purveyor of humor since the third grade. Since that time I have quietly honed my humorous view of life as a serious coping skill for whatever path I walked along. Fortunately, there was plenty to laugh about along the way - most notably it was my grade school impromptu performance art of "Alien Hand Syndrome" which was inspired by "The Weekly World News" (and made my mom and sister laugh so much with many command performances requested). Despite being told by my high school science class lab partner, "You're not funny, you know," my humorous ways persisted. I later developed a laughter-through-anxiety writing method while I struggled to find a way to survive alone in New York City in a low paying entry level publishing job. From this traumatic experience, my first book was written/born: "How to Survive and Thrive in New York on $19,000 a Year (or Less) Before Taxes."
I unexpectedly became aware that I was a humor writer when I took a poetry class in New York City. As I read aloud what I thought were deep and poignant thoughts, scattered laughter sprang up from multiple sources in the classroom around me. Although crushed and hotly embarrassed, I went along with my haunting scribbles as being deliberately humorous - and then enrolled in a TV sitcom writing class instead.
My writing reawakened after having children and I found it was a quiet, relaxing and affordable outlet for me. I was thrilled when I had some humorous essays published online, and flattered when they were subsequently published in a book. I created a blog "Fortyteen Candles" about a decade ago which helped me learn how to quickly craft an essay. That blog made me proud because I learned I could connect with other people through my writing. Since then, while muddling through the inertia of the 9 to 5 grind, I have finally accepted that creativity is what makes me feel content. The writings I create are therapeutic and healing for me. I hope you can relate to my books by finding something in them that makes you feel happy as well!
Take care, Marston Lyons
www.marstonlyons.com
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- Reviewed in the United States on August 22, 2021The Wee Treasury of Alternative Swear Words is a funny and delightful reference guide for all. It deserves a place on everyone's device. A fine reference and quick read for the gems we can call on when emotions run high and kids are within earshot. This little book could just give us the vocabulary needed to help our kids build a society that is a little more civil.
- Reviewed in the United States on September 13, 2022A fun, quick read on alternative swear words. I use Sugar Shack as my swear word alternative in the work place. (You never know who you might offend even though we're all adults here).
- Reviewed in the United States on August 23, 2021As a proficient user of 🤬 this has provided much thought and education in regards to situations less suitable for colorful language. Thank you for this enlightening journey Marston Lyons.
- Reviewed in the United States on November 1, 2021Not a fan of this book at all. I expected it to be humorous, but it was nothing more than dry lists of "alternative" swear options...and it didn't include many of the more creative, funny ones I've heard over the years.
- Reviewed in the United States on November 29, 2021Too much negativity in the world right now, thankfully, the author takes an opportunity to give everyone an outlet that is non-offensive and a conduit to better communication.
- Reviewed in the United States on November 1, 2021This cute little book gives parents, caregivers, heck everyone some
unique words, sayings and phrases to help us when, well things go haywire...
We've all been there (well maybe not all, but most). A little one in
the room when all of sudden you hurt yourself and want to say something
little ears shouldn't hear. What do we do?
Well, I used to use Scooby Doo instead of S#$%
Now I have a complete list of great things to say.
ThanksMarston Lyons for putting together this wonderful collection.
I received a review copy of the book. This is my honest opinion of the
book.
5.0 out of 5 starsThis cute little book gives parents, caregivers, heck everyone someWhat A Delightful Book Of Alternate Swear Words!!
Reviewed in the United States on November 1, 2021
unique words, sayings and phrases to help us when, well things go haywire...
We've all been there (well maybe not all, but most). A little one in
the room when all of sudden you hurt yourself and want to say something
little ears shouldn't hear. What do we do?
Well, I used to use Scooby Doo instead of S#$%
Now I have a complete list of great things to say.
ThanksMarston Lyons for putting together this wonderful collection.
I received a review copy of the book. This is my honest opinion of the
book.
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