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So You Want To Be A Landlord...Tales From The Crypt Kindle Edition

3.6 out of 5 stars 6 ratings

A how to guide for landlords or those interested in getting into real estate rentals. Contains useful tips and guides written in a humorous bent with terrific illustrations in cartoon format for each chapter.

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So You Want To Be A Landlord....Tales From The Crypt" is a humorous look at the whole real estate investment field from the perspective of one who has shared the pain...it contains great tips on how to make money with rentals. No landlord library should be without it.....and it makes a great gift for someone who is a landlord.

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Bringing a bit of levity and some basic knowledge to the sometimes insane world of investment real estate is dedicated to all the hapless landlords who on a daily basis live "Murphy's Law" [no relation to the author].  
             "Whatever can go wrong will go wrong....at the worst possible time!"
The book is written with a bit of humor in the approach to the serious subject of buying and managing investment real estate [rentals].    "So You Want To Become A Landlord?"  is for the person who might fit the description of becoming a "small town Donald Trump".  This book isn't written for the big players, but for the hundreds of thousands of people who own a few properties or who want to venture into the very odd world of landlord/tenants.
The cover and beautifully illustrated visuals were created by BJ Nartker of Orangevale, California.  B.J. is a most talented artist to whom the author expresses his deep appreciation.
Also special kudos to pro bono editors Rosemary Carroll and Monica Caballero for their advice and counsel.
There are many upsides to being a landlord too. This book contains a number of suggestions on how to avoid the downside of being a landlord.  There are many pointers [other than paying taxes] just as noteworthy which may help you succeed as a real estate investor and reaching your objectives. Hope you enjoy reading this landlord guide, as much as I have in researching and writing it.

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B005CQBZMO
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ CreateSpace
  • Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ July 1, 2011
  • Edition ‏ : ‎ Volume One
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 4.4 MB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 88 pages
  • Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Customer Reviews:
    3.6 out of 5 stars 6 ratings

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djv murphy is a tour de force in the literary world, a virtuoso whose pen dances across genres with unparalleled grace and prowess. An award-winning screenwriter and author, his diverse portfolio spans the vast realms of fiction and non-fiction, captivating readers with his unique voice and captivating narratives.

Murphy's historical non-fiction, exemplified by the critically acclaimed "World War II: The 103rd Cactus Division Story," transports readers to bygone eras with an authenticity that belies his masterful storytelling. Yet, he deftly pivots to biting satire with works like "The Second Coming,A Satire" [reviewed by Betty White RIP who found it wonderful] showcasing his remarkable versatility and wit. A delve into the world of politics and rogue military leaders finds “Abduction of the President” a must read for followers of thrillers. Its ending is a shocker.

But Murphy's talents extend far beyond the realms of adult fiction. His engaging writing style shines through in his beloved children's series, featuring delightful tales like the series "The Adventures of Linky Boy and Zelda," enchanting young minds and fostering a love for literature in the next generation of readers.

Murphy's screenplays have garnered widespread acclaim, earning recognition from prestigious film festivals worldwide. The Beverly Hills Film Festival named "Amber Room Treasures" an official selection, while the Charleston Film Festival placed it in the top 25%. "Amber Room Treasures" also won The Finalist Award at the Mountain Film Festival, and "You Can Call Me Jay" secured The Finalist Selection at the Oaxaca Independent Film and Video Festival in Mexico.

His creative offerings are as vast as they are captivating, ranging from the critically acclaimed short story collection "Critics' Choice: 27 Fabulously Entertaining Short Stories" to the thought-provoking "Revenge: What Goes Around Comes Around,"

His prolific output continues with the recent releases of "Elvis Tribute And Other Incredible Stories," a thriller titled "Sound Of Money," and "An Original Car Guy: The E. B. Gallaher Story," a fascinating biography of an automotive pioneer who created his own fortune and bequeathed it to his alma mater, only for his legacy to mysteriously vanish into the annals of history.

Other notable works include the compelling short story compilation "The Cottage: Thirteen Terrific Short Stories," the darkly humorous "I Killed the Bastards," and the insightful "So You Want to Be A Landlord...Tales From The Crypt," a humorous yet practical guide to navigating the world of investment real estate.

His gripping mystery/thriller "Bunker Treasures: A Search For The Amber Room" delves into the art world's dark ties to Hitler's thievery during World War II, meticulously weaving fact and fiction in a compelling exploration of the ongoing search for the elusive Amber Room.

Rounding out his impressive body of work is "Life, Love, Remembrances," a poetic journey adorned with Murphy's own original artwork, a testament to his boundless creative spirit and multifaceted talents.

With each new endeavor, djv murphy continues to captivate, entertain, and enlighten readers of all ages, solidifying his position as a true literary force to be reckoned with.

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  • Reviewed in the United States on February 20, 2015
    Ok readers,those who a landlord be. Read this handy introduction and change your mind forever. For thoes just in the boiling water. It gives plenty of help. We know, we are unwilling landlords of one house and our 2nd set of tenants. The first cost thousands of$ to fix the house once we got them out . If you still have the landlord delusion, try this book as a sort of "Duffys Primer" to the horror show that being a landlord is.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2014
    I don't think I'd want to be a landlord after seeing this book. Lots of good information and peppered with some good humor.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on September 21, 2015
    very casual, cursory, and dated treatment of the subject. fine for anecdotal reading.
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