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Humans are Weird: We Took A Vote Kindle Edition

by Betty Adams (Author), Adelia Gibadullina (Illustrator), Richard Wong (Editor) Format: Kindle Edition
4.8 out of 5 stars 170 ratings
If you are looking for epic space battles, if you are looking for generals winning victory through genius tactics, if you are looking for berserker warriors carrying empires aloft on their swords, look elsewhere my friends. Here you will find laughter.Here a quartermaster must discover why the human insists that the mass produced broom, identical down to the molecule to every other broom on the base, is the "wrong" broom, and why and how they expect him to fix it. Here aliens learn the meaning of "enough C4". Here a medic meets the challenge of understanding why a human thinks it can survive on chocolate cake.
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  4. Publication date
    December 14, 2021
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B09NMXG1CD
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ December 14, 2021
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1.5 MB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 286 pages
  • Page numbers source ISBN ‏ : ‎ B09NNDTPMQ
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.8 out of 5 stars 170 ratings

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Betty Adams

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Betty Adams lives in a particularly damp and remote corner of the Pacific Northwest and like a hobbit enjoys visitors so long as she knows them in advance and knows when they are coming. She was born sometime last century and will likely die sometime this century. She works winters on a small organic research farm when not writing and spends most of her time herding eccentric genius scientists (she is absolutely certain cats would be easier) with the help of her Great Pyrenees mix. Summers she spends nomadically wandering the Pacific Northwest in search of material for her stories and a regular paycheck for a biology major (she is reasonably certain those are on the Endangered Species List). She has several works published in the National Park Internal Database which may or may not be classified documents.

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Customers find the book to be a fun and humorous read, appreciating the light-heartedness it brings to the narrative. The writing quality receives positive feedback, with one customer describing it as well-written.

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"...The result is a fun and insightful commentary on the human condition. If you want a short, fun read i highly recommend it." Read more

"This was a really fun read. A single human trait reduced to a page or 2, explored from a 3rd party perspective. All in good fun and great humor...." Read more

"...both general and individual in this series of vignettes, in an entertaining and often humorous way." Read more

"...I like the respect and concern the other sentient species offer. I loved reading it...." Read more

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Customers find the book humorous, appreciating the light-heartedness it brings to the subject matter, with one customer noting it's a cheerful romp and another mentioning it provides an insightful commentary on the human condition.

"...The result is a fun and insightful commentary on the human condition. If you want a short, fun read i highly recommend it." Read more

"...A great read, and would definitely be guaranteed to brighten anyone’s day." Read more

"...They are light-hearted yet point out some very peculiar behaviors humans have that seem very mundane to us, until you really examine them from a..." Read more

"I like the light-heartedness the humans bring. I like the respect and concern the other sentient species offer. I loved reading it...." Read more

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"The author excels at writing about the little idiosyncrasies of human existance, but from the perspective of an outsider...." Read more

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"They are fun, and well written, with great aliens and characters.. Just want more!! :D" Read more

"And this lovely book will teach you many things about their oddities. I understand only a few of them , although I’m allegedly a human myself." Read more

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  • kenton coble
    5.0 out of 5 stars An excellent, quirky read
    Reviewed in the United States on December 16, 2021
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    The author excels at writing about the little idiosyncrasies of human existance, but from the perspective of an outsider. The stories tell amusing excerpts of aliens as they deal with everyday human behavior. The result is a fun and insightful commentary on the human condition. If you want a short, fun read i highly recommend it.
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  • Christopher Lenz
    5.0 out of 5 stars Human insight from an alien perspective
    Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2024
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    This was a really fun read. A single human trait reduced to a page or 2, explored from a 3rd party perspective. All in good fun and great humor. Loved it.
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  • Lisa Lacombe
    4.0 out of 5 stars Fun!
    Reviewed in the United States on September 9, 2022
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    I will say that the formatting is a bit strange for a published book, but that’s quickly easily to ignore with how fun this is! A great read, and would definitely be guaranteed to brighten anyone’s day.
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  • StrangeLzrd
    5.0 out of 5 stars Like sipping the perfect cold beer on a lazy summer afternoon.
    Reviewed in the United States on February 25, 2022
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    These books are perfect for when you don't have time or the attention span to read for hours, but just want to get away for a little while. Each story is stand alone, but as you read, they build a fantastic world and characters. I recommend starting with the Human Are Weird: I Have the Data. They are light-hearted yet point out some very peculiar behaviors humans have that seem very mundane to us, until you really examine them from a different perspective!
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  • Arlene J. Medder
    5.0 out of 5 stars Vignettes & snapshots
    Reviewed in the United States on February 10, 2023
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    We see ourselves most clearly when we see ourselves reflected in other eyes, even if those eyes are fictional. Betty Adams captures some oddities of human behavior, both general and individual in this series of vignettes, in an entertaining and often humorous way.
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  • TIMOTHY G BAKER
    5.0 out of 5 stars Fun and friendly
    Reviewed in the United States on June 6, 2022
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    I like the light-heartedness the humans bring. I like the respect and concern the other sentient species offer. I loved reading it. It now becomes something I can pick up or start whenever or wherever I choose to revisit. I'm going to buy the first book as well.
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  • peithecelt
    5.0 out of 5 stars More wonderful
    Reviewed in the United States on September 21, 2022
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    They are fun, and well written, with great aliens and characters.. Just want more!! :D
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  • Andrew F. Nelsen
    5.0 out of 5 stars Good.
    Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2022
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    A very funny and entertaining read.
    "More words required..."
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    And this 20 word minimum to leave a review is
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  • Kindle Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars .
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on September 11, 2022
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    Great stories, with them being short enough to read several sharp insights into humanity and their alien coworkers.

    I fully recommend this book and the rest of the series.
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  • Kindle Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Keeps you smiling
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 22, 2022
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    This book is a collection of short stories. VERY short stories, practically vignettes.

    But each one is a microcosm, a quick exploration of humanity, looking at some of our more bizarre behaviours, which we don't really consider bizarre ourselves- but maybe we should!
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  • Phillip B.
    5.0 out of 5 stars Thoroughly enjoyed it
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on July 18, 2022
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    Was super funny
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